so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main
Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…
Hmm…. 3 week, yes.
We all have 3 weeks to live.
WOOOOO!
WOO-O!
Woo…
What?
I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!
YOU REPOSTED IN THE WRONG GANG
harry can’t duel
harry can’t duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
“He’s Harry Potter!”
“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”
“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”
“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”
“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”
“He only ever uses one spell-”
“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”
the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real
Bruh…
grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼
i think about this every time i use tinder
this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty